The Melbourne Bucket-List Item 2. Attend a Fashion Event

You may be wondering why my post on attending a fashion event for my Melbourne Bucket-List features a photo of cookies. Well, being a crap blogger means I didn’t take my camera to the launch of Ted Baker’s Spring/Summer collection last Thursday. So I had to photograph the cookies I stole (wrapped in a napkin in my handbag ala Grandmas everywhere).
Speaking of cookies, the food at this event was amazing. Macarons, mini cakes, chocolate flower lollypops, aforementioned cookies. Washed down with champagne and gin and elderflower cocktails. Yum. There was a real spring theme to the food and floral arrangements. Cute.
So I just realised that it’s the third paragraph in my ‘fashion post’ and I haven’t so much as mentioned the clothes… Haha priorities. Well Kate and I played the ‘good/crap’ game and discovered that there was a solid 50:50 ratio. Lots of colour and texture, some good, some bad. I did love the print dresses featuring birds and flowers.
Did I have any intention of buying the clothes? No. Did I enjoy the free food and drinks? Heck yes!

Look!! I just found the above picture on a blog called Many Triangle and there I am in the background (right next the the brown handbag)! Happy as Larry.
Powering through my Bucket-List.
Welcome to Australia. Where everyone hates each other.
One of the first differences I observed upon moving from the east coast of Australia to the west coast was this: all over food packaging, advertising and various media the ultimate selling point over here is ‘Made in Western Australia’, ‘Buy West Eat Best’, ‘Buy WA First’, ‘WA owned’. So bizarre because in Victoria, NSW and Queensland never have I seen any paraphernalia suggesting east coast products are superior.
I asked my West Australian co-workers what the deal was. According to them, theres a wide-spread consensus that WA is the forgotten state, and among many other reasons they’re disgruntled because their state contributes significantly to the national economy with its abundant natural resources and primary industries, but sees nothing in return. Fair enough.
This prompted consultation with trusty wikipedia, which has a delightfully comprehensive list of all the regions in Australia that have beef with each other. Most Australians are aware of the age-old Sydney v Melbourne rivalry, and that NSW and Queensland have held a long rivalry which comes to a head at State of Origin rugby matches. But did you know QLD is shitty with the southern states? Or that Adelaide and Melbourne aren’t speaking because of a bunch of trams?! And apparently there’s a place south of Sydney called Illawarra that hates everyone. Go figure.
What with football rivalries, uni rivalries, sibling rivalry, Australia’s notorious tall poppy syndrome and now more regional rivalries I can’t keep track of who I’m meant to hate….
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