Hiking Angels Landing at Zion National Park

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The start of the hike on the canyon floor

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About halfway along the trail

At the risk of sounding like I’m bragging, I’ve come a really long way with hiking (pun unintended). Considering I cried actual tears on our first 3 hikes in America because I was hating life so much and was wearing shoes a couple of sizes too small, hiking a strenuous trail with a smile on my face the entire time is a vast improvement… I can’t believe I just admitted I cried, don’t hold it against me! Thank goodness for large sunglasses.

We recently completed my favourite hike to date: Angels Landing at Zion National Park. The trail had come highly recommended to us and having a small fear of heights it was a challenge I really wanted to conquer.

The last mile of the trail involves ascending a narrow ridge while clinging to a chain and trying to avoid a 1000ft sheer drop on either side. That section comes with this delightful warning:

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What does that say?

Let’s go in for a closer look shall we?

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I’m sorry, what?!

I was fully expecting to get halfway up the ridge and stop, but to my astonishment, I wasn’t scared at all. I think because you are quite distracted by climbing and people traffic.

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Taking a quick rest halfway up the ridge

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Don’t look down!

We got to the top and it was well worth it, to say the very least. To one direction, you have this view:

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And to the other direction, you can see pretty much through the entire canyon:

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It’s not quite as narrow at the top but there is a kind of scary slant:

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We hung out for a while, had some snacks and then began our descent:

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Going down was far worse than going up because you’re forced to look down. But we made it!

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The start of the chain

I honestly never knew hiking could be so fun. I’ve converted. Drunk the Kool Aid.

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Horseshoe Bend, Lake Powell and Antelope Canyon

We drove from Monument Valley to the town of Page, Arizona. Page is the gateway to a number of popular spots in the area, including Horseshoe Bend, Lake Powell and the big one; Antelope Canyon. There are also a number of rafting tours that leave from Page.

Horseshoe Bend

Our first stop was Horseshoe Bend, where the mighty Colorado river curves around leaving an impressive shape in the rock. That’s pretty much all there is to it.

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I failed to capture Andrew and I and the horseshoe. Classic.

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Different camera, different colours

Lake Powell

After the sweaty trek to and from the car at Horseshoe Bend we went to cool off in Lake Powell.

It’s a bit of a climb down to the water, but so worth it.

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You just need to ignore the huge dam wall to the left and the large antennas on the other side.

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We took our Canadian Dollar Store lilos for a spin.

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Antelope Canyon

Antelope Canyon is a beautiful slot canyon on Navajo land whose impressive curved walls you can walk between. The unfortunate thing is that it is a truly awful experience. The epitome of a ‘tourist trap’ groups of about 10 are shuffled through the canyon by guides who know little of the canyon’s history and point out the various photogenic spots, throw some sand in the air for better photos (?!) and then yell at you to keep moving. It’s almost stressful.

I did the tour 5 years ago so I knew what to expect, but it’s worse now.

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Still, it’s kind of hard not to be impressed.

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Looking up is especially cool, as the rock winds around letting the odd beam of light in here and there.

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Looking directly up to the sky:

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This rock is meant to look like Lincoln:

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Can you see his nose and beard?

You can see some of the sand that the guides insist on throwing in the air in the light beam below. I tried to take the photo once the sand had settled, I think it looks better without.

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And here is a guide, shovel in hand, shortly after said sand throwing:

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So weird

It’s pretty rare to get a photo without someone from the group in front or behind you lurking in the background:

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Where you enter/exit the canyon

You leave the canyon feeling weirdly violated and relieved to be out. It’s hard to tell people not to visit though because it’s sort of the main attraction in the area.

An excellently busy and photogenic two days in Page. Heading back to Utah next.

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Monument Valley

Recognise this?

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#iconic

That’s the view you get travelling on the US-163 towards Monument Valley, a vista immortalised in countless movies including this part of Forrest Gump.

Monument Valley is one of my favourites places in the world. Five years ago my friend Kate and I slept there under the stars, waking with faces full of red sand to see the sun rise.

At risk of sounding horribly corny, it’s a really special place that feels foreign and familiar all at once. The tall red buttes that rise from the ground are dotted around the otherwise austere landscape and it just feels like of magical.

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We took Goldie, our car, for a spin around the valley checking out the various buttes and mesas that hold strong and important meaning for the Navajo people.

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Monument Valley has supplied the backdrop for many Westerns after becoming famous in John Ford’s 1939 movie Stagecoach, starring John Wayne.

So they named the lookout below John Ford’s Point:

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Spectacular

You can even pay a man $5 to sit on a horse for a photo (or $1 for a photo of him on the horse).

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I snuck this photo from afar

I was just about to fork out $1 for a photo when they took a break for lunch, so I got this photo (for free) instead:

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Andrew and I at John Ford’s Point

We wound on along the bumpy road, stopping for more pictures.

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Camera on the car + self timer = win

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Token ‘looking out into the distance’ shot

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We stayed in delightfully average accommodation, wedging our tent between a row of tipis (or teepees, as they are also known) and the manager’s RV.

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Our accommodation

This place had “only been open for a year”, and they were still ironing out niggles here and there. The manager told us how a French family had complained about rain coming into their tipi the night before and that there was nothing he could do. He said it was just the ‘authentic experience’, but for $85 a night plus tax I think staying dry isn’t too much of an ask!

Because we were staying next to the managers RV we overheard conversations involving would be guests and their lost bookings, and saw people searching for the ‘breakfast’ component of their ‘bed and breakfast’ experience the next morning.

There was an issue with the internet that I tried to talk to the manager about. Eventually I just told him I was going to go into the office and switch the router off and on, which I did and magically it started working. I was the internet hero. Also there were only two toilets for at least 30 people and the family running the accommodation had a bunch of dogs roaming around, jumping on people. That didn’t bother us, but we’re dog people.

It was kind of hilarious in a Fawlty Towers kind of way. They were lovely and the view was pretty good though:

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We headed back into the Monument Valley park for sunset. There were hundreds of other people there and Andrew and I were the only people speaking English. I think all of Europe must be on holiday in America! I wonder if there has been a big tourism campaign there?

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The sunset was spectacular.

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It even looked good in the reflection of this muddy roadside ditch:

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The stars that night were incredible.

Because my insomnia woes follow me no matter how many oceans I cross, I woke the next morning with plenty of time to catch the sunrise.

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Sun not up yet

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There she is

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We packed up the next morning and hilariously, the owner asked us to pose for a photo for their website and gave us his business card, saying we should write reviews and tell people about the place.

We smiled and thanked him, then laughed it off and jumped in the car.

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Moab, Utah

I really, really love Utah. That’s probably not a cool thing to say. People love to love cool places like New York or California but not Utah. Well whatever. I love Utah, so to say I was excited to be heading back to southern Utah/northern Arizona is probably an understatement. I saw all the big names in the area when I was there five years ago with my good friend Kate so I knew what to expect. Plus I was excited to show one of my favourite places in the world to someone I love (ew, gross).

Moab is the closest town to Arches National Park and Canyonlands National Park and after a few wrong turns exiting the freeway we made there and it to our campsite. The next morning we rallied kind of early to hit Arches before the heat.

Arches is best known for Delicate Arch, the large rock feature that takes pride of place on Utah license plates, but the whole park is spectacular, including the drive in:

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A tour bus load of people are standing behind me at this moment

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Apparently the park is home to over 2,000 natural arches. Do one thing and do it well I say, and Arches clearly nails it.  We stopped by to check out Balancing Rock:

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Known as the egg

And visited plenty of other arches too.

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Can you spot me?!

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After getting almost arched out we left the park to return later that evening for a hike.

With hiking boots strapped on we headed up the 2.5km trail to Delicate Arch with hundreds of our closest friends.

Up this path:

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Around this bend:

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And bam!

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There she is

It was heartening to see people from all over the world form an orderly line to have their photo taken under the mighty arch. It was less heartening to see some people cut the line and then pretend they hadn’t seen it. But it was downright disheartening when the sun came out and people started yelling and screaming at those who had waited patiently for their turn under the arch to get out of the way so they could take a million photos. Serious angry mob behaviour.

Some people turn into total jerks upon entering National Parks, stopping their cars anywhere, feeding the wildlife, walking on delicate ground. It irritates me to no end.

Anyway. Sitting near Delicate Arch made for excellent people watching. One guy even proposed to his girlfriend underneath the monolith. I’m not sure how I feel about public proposals, you?

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During the aforementioned sunny period

We had our turn:

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Look how tiny we are!

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Still a complete failure at GoPro selfies:

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Also why is the colour so dull?!

The next day it was on to Canyonlands. It looks very Wild West.

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I can see John Wayne here.

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Switchbacks

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Like Arches, Canyonlands has a famous arch. One that you might recognise as a Windows screen saver.

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Mesa Arch

Know the one?

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Just as we left Mesa Arch a huge rain storm rolled in. So we jumped in the car (cursing ourselves for having not yet replaced the windscreen wiper blades) and went to one last view point:

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Is this even real?

An excellent start to the Utah/Arizona onslaught. Still to come: Monument Valley, Lake Powell, Horseshoe Bend, Antelope Canyon, Zion National Park and the Grand Canyon. Phew!

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Colorado

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It’s been a while! An entire state actually. I turned 27 last week in Colorado, Denver to be specific. We celebrated with delicious food and cocktails and an early night to prepare me for the rest of old age. I’m kind of joking.

I didn’t take many photos in Denver. We spent a while just walking around town and checked out the excellent toys exhibit at the History Colorado Centre. It’s a look at toys from the 1950s to 1970s and there are amazing retro style lounge rooms with TVs that play old toy advertisements.

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Made to look like the inside of the original Barbie dream house

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1950s cowboy era

There is also a table where you can play some of the games. I whipped Andrew at Trouble, Jenga and the retro toy quiz. He probably beat me at Slinky racing, but that’s hard to judge.

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Prepare to lose!

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After Denver we headed to Boulder, where our first stop was a rental place to hire some tubes. Giant inflatable tubes for tubing down white water rapids. The hire company cleverly recommended we attach said tubes to the roof of our car with twine. Twine. After one disastrous attempt we made it to the river, stress over right? Maybe.

I’ll be the first to admit the rapids look tiny.

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But trust me, you don’t want to go down them sideways. I didn’t mean to! I was kind of busy filming on my GoPro and didn’t watch where I was going. Next thing I know I’m hitting rocks underwater, just my shoulder thank goodness. Not my head.

Still, back on the horse! I lost my sunnies in the mayhem but Andrew managed to pull them out of the water, not all heroes wear capes.

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The offending rapid:

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Relaxing with a beer after a stressful afternoon

Meanwhile:

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Nice bruise starting to form

You can see the video I was filming as I met my watery fate here.

Other activities in Boulder included taking in the Flat Irons:

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Which are flat, like irons.

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And visiting Rocky Mountain National Park!

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Rocky and mountainous

At 12,000ft peak elevation it was the highest altitude either of us had ever been at. I felt a bit weird but nothing too sinister, hopefully that bodes well for the Inca Trail in Peru in two short months’ time.

We explored the lofty areas of the park, but went down a bit lower to hike. Which was still about 9500ft.

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First to Nymph Lake:

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Nymphs: 0
Lily pads: a million

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Then to Dream Lake:

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Dreamy

Then to Emerald Lake:

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Then finally back via Bear Lake:

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It was really good to hike again after quite a long hiatus. I finally returned my hiking boots which turned out to be far too small, hence the epic pain in my big toes upon descending. The difference was astounding, I found myself practically running downhill. The only catch was they only make mens’ hiking boots large enough to fit my giant feet. So now Andrew and I are twins with the same boots. Awkward!

The drive out of Colorado was kind of hairy. We drove on the i70 though the mountains and an accident on the other side of the highway caused total chaos for traffic going the other way, I felt so sorry for the bored people sitting on their cars during the total standstill. There are pretty much no shoulders on this road so accidents and break downs just sit there in the path of oncoming traffic. As such we had to slam the brakes on hard for a car with a blow out in our lane. Kind of scary.

Still we made it back to Utah, which I may have been kind of excited about.

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Dinosaur National Monument

The towns surrounding Dinosaur National Monument in Utah have really capitalised on their prehistoric roots by erecting giant pastel cartoon dinos all over the place. Which is awesome, seeing as the real things aren’t available (and would no doubt be less friendly).

We drove through Vernal on the way to the Monument and took some happy snaps.

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A giant pink dinosaur welcomes you to town

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Roar

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Self timer fail

A very patriotic T-Rex stands strong near the Texaco.

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And a friendly looking sauropod smiles hello just outside the park.

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We made it!

We set up camp at one of our most picturesque spots yet, right near the river.

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After dinner and a swim we took in yet another fantastic sunset.

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Which was almost eclipsed (pardon the pun) by the shockingly bright moonrise behind it.

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So bright

The next day we headed to the visitors centre to take a shuttle up to Dinosaur Quarry.

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“Welcome to the visitor centre”

The fossil beds at Dinosaur were discovered in 1909 by palaeontologist Earl Douglass and the famous quarry is a graveyard wall embedded with nearly 1,500 dinosaur bones.

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These are 150 million year old fossils. Crazy.

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Vertebra 

We took a tour around the outside area with a park ranger and Andrew, a geologist, was loving life.

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We later ventured further into the park to check out the canyons, rock formations and petroglyphs (cave drawings).

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Turtle rock

The petroglyphs are a measly 1000 years old, which is apparently nothing compared with the fossils. Forgive me but I find evidence of humans from 1000 years ago somewhat more interesting than a fossilised clam from a period of time I can’t quite wrap my brain around.

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Another night, another spectacular sunset.

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That night we took in another ranger talk, this time on stars and constellations. The ranger was adorably enthusiastic and you could just tell she had practiced the delivery of her ancient Greek and Roman mythological star stories in front of a mirror. Bless.

The next day we drove out of Utah, stopping to capture this epic state sign along the way:

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A dinosaur, of course

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Next stop: Colorado.

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Sunset on the Great Salt Lake

Sometimes not planning ahead or locking yourself into plans when travelling can be amazing. We never would have gone to Crater Lake if we hadn’t suddenly decided to bypass far northern California and that turned out to be one of the most stunning places we’ve been to on this trip.

At other times, showing up in a city in the late evening with no accommodation can be painful. We arrived in Salt Lake City with only vague ideas of where we could camp that night and as such after hours on the road we had to negotiate (read: beg) to camp on state park grounds. We ended up wedged between the Great Salt Lake:

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Some kind of refinery:

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And a boat marina:

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You can just see our red tent in the very middle of this photo, to the left of the row of boats:

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To make things slightly worse, because the marina was holding an event the next day we had to leave before 7am. So we set up camp on a gravel car park, had a baked bean dinner (anything to avoid having to get back into the car to drive to the shops) and after a swim (Andrew, not me) settled in to watch the sunset over the salt lake.

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The salt lake is an ancient inland ocean too salty for fish, the only thing that lives in there is some kind of shrimp.

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The sun dipped below the horizon, meanwhile amazing dusty pinks were appearing over the mountains behind us.

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The only problem with dusk was the mosquitos came out to feast on me. We went on a killing spree in the tent before going to sleep.

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The refinery never looked so pretty

As an added bonus we also caught sunrise the next morning:

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An interesting spot to camp, to say the least! We spent the rest of the day exploring Salt Lake City (if you missed my post on Mormonism click here) before checking into a proper camp ground the next night.

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Idaho

Looking at this map we really drove through the guts of Idaho. The drive from Wyoming was pretty interesting, partly because we passed Craters of the Moon National Park but also because we were listening to the World War Z audio book, so I was deep in thought about the zombie apocalypse. As you do.

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We spent our first night in a sweet small town called Bellevue where a stray cat tried to join our road trip. We then drove on to the Sun Valley, where celebs go to ski in the winter apparently, and then to the Sawtooth Valley.

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Looking into the Sawtooth Valley

We stopped in Stanley, because a woman we met in Bend, Oregon, had recommended it. We will literally take travel tips from anyone, qualified or unqualified! It often works in our favour.

Stanley has a population of 68. It grows in the summer with people coming to raft and fly fish in the Salmon River. The town itself is all quaint timber buildings and is very picturesque:

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Some shack by the road

We took a day white water rafting trip which was kind of a splurge for us, but well worth it. Kicking off from the Elk Creek launch we went over class II and III rapids. Given it was late July the rapids weren’t crazy or anything like The River Wilda movie whose trailer succeeded in scaring me senseless as a child. Ok I just looked it up and that movie is set on the Salmon River! Glad I didn’t know that before…

I only took a few, very average, photos on my GoPro (stay tuned for the video!):

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Andrew was enjoying himself, despite his face here

There were plenty of Deliverance jokes and duelling banjos singing.

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The other people in our raft included a woman and three teenage boys from California. Nothing like hanging out with teenagers to make you appreciate being in your 20s!

The lunch provided by the rafting company was insanely good. Pulled pork burgers, mac and cheese and salad followed with cobbler. There are no photos because I only had the GoPro with me.

The trip also involved jumping from a rock into the water, video here. Note my embarrassingly dramatic scream.

That evening we watched the sunset from the only pub in Stanley. They had apple ale on tap which is the only thing I’ve managed to find in the States that resembles cider. It was delicious. What they call cider here is weirdly flat and very sweet. Such a great day.

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We headed to Idaho’s state capital, Boise, to stay with Andrew’s friends Ben and Aurore, who used to live in Kalgoorlie. I don’t have a heap of photos from Boise because we spent a lot of time relaxing and revelling in not camping. It was just what we needed.

Ben insisted we try chicken fried steak, an American breakfast delicacy.

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Fried chicken with gravy, scrambled eggs and a hash brown

It was pretty damn good!

Andrew and I spent the next day exploring downtown.

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All state capitol buildings in the US are designed just like the capitol in Washington DC:

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I can’t decide if it’s weird or if it makes sense. Just near the capitol we discovered Guru Donuts:

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Key Lime Pie and Girl Scout Cookie

The day we arrived Ben and Aurore adopted a gorgeous black labrador cross puppy and called her Vindi. She was so sweet natured and gorgeous I wanted to steal her.

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She probably looks a bit glum in that photo because she could smell our dinner on the bbq (vegetarians avert your eyes):

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Yes and yes. 

To further our American food education Ben made the most amazing ribs I’ve ever had.

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Ribs and Rose! Classy

The meat just fell off the bone. And straight into my mouth, incidentally.

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Andrew and I were in charge of the slaw which involved combining cabbage and a jar of sauce. Amateurs.

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Juicy barbecued corn

While in Boise we saw the new Ant Man movie, which I thought I would hate, but I actually loved it! Peter Russo from House of Cards makes an excellent villain.

That’s it for Idaho! From there we drove to Salt Lake City, which obviously I have already blogged about. Such confusion. Hope you are well!

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Visiting the Mormon capital of the world: some thoughts

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Salt Lake Temple

I’m kind of breaking the chronology of our trip with this post. Technically Idaho comes next but we are in Salt Lake City now and I wanted to write this while it was still fresh.

Salt Lake City is beautiful, framed by mountains and on the edge of a body of water so vast it looks like the ocean. The CBD actually reminds me a lot of Melbourne with its tree lined streets, trams and generally clean, affluent appearance.

Today we explored Temple Square, the six acre global HQ for The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints. The square is made up of many impressive buildings including the conference centre which holds 21,000 for twice yearly meetings, the tabernacle (the building used before the conference was opened in 2000) and the imposing temple, which only card carrying Mormons can enter.

The Square is run by female volunteers known as ‘sisters’ (the men are known as Elders) who take tours and welcome visitors. Mormons complete missions for the church so many of the sisters are from overseas, completing their mission.

All of the sisters are lovely, with smiles permanently on their faces. I felt uncomfortable because I was wearing shorts and modesty is an important facet of Mormon faith, but only in the same way I would feel uncomfortable in shorts at a Buddhist temple (they don’t give out modesty sarongs here though!). All of the sisters wore skirts that fell below their knees, none of them in trousers. I can’t help but think how much easier life must have become for fashion conscious sisters when maxi and midi skirts made a comeback.

We took a tour of the conference centre with an older sister who was lovely. Mormonism is based on the time of Jesus Christ and his 12 apostles, so there is a leader of the Mormon church and he has 12 apostles. Our tour guide pointed out their portraits on the wall and they were all old and white. When I asked if women could be apostles she explained that there are women leaders who run the womens’ conference and who “give information on how to raise your kids and keep pornography out of the house” (direct quote).

We took a second tour of the Beehive House. Joseph Smith wrote the Book of Mormon in 1830 after having received visions (presumably from God and Jesus) that led him to buried scriptures which he translated. In 1847 (after a bunch of stuff happened including Joseph Smith being killed by an armed mob) it was Brigham Young who led the Mormon pioneers into what is now called Utah and founded Salt Lake City. Beehive House is where Brigham Young lived and conducted his business.

On the Beehive House tour we met an Australian couple who had been members of the Mormon church for 35 years before becoming disenchanted and leaving. They were in Salt Lake City as a kind of farewell to their faith but only because they happened to be travelling around the States. They were jaded, but cheerful and fascinating to speak with.

Both Jenny and Tom (not their names) had joined the LDS church at age 13. They said on a local level the church was lovely and the emphasis on family an excellent way of life. They were “shiny and happy” and raised four children under the Mormon faith. It wasn’t until the advent of the Internet that their faith started to come apart at the seams.

Mormonism has murky ties to polygamy but apparently it is believed that Joseph Smith did not practice polygamy. Jenny said when she did research and found out that Smith did in fact practice polygamy (he had 27 wives) and that some of his wives were women he married after sending their husbands away on missions things started to change. That some of Smith’s wives were apparently as young as 14, some were slaves and some lived destitute on the edge of town, was particularly damaging to their faith.

Visiting Salt Lake City, Jenny said, it is easy to see that the LDS church is big business. Mormons must tithe 10 per cent of their salary before tax to the church (to see how much Reuters thinks that adds up to each year click here). That money is seen in the immaculate Temple Square grounds, its impressive buildings and even in a $2 billion state of the art mall that takes up several city blocks, but not in donations to charity, Jenny said. Their towering administrative building is more akin to that of a major bank, not a church.

They were sick of the lies.

As a believer in equality, Jenny was also sick of the Mormon approach to homosexuality and not impressed that black people couldn’t be members of the church until 1967.

Breaking away from the church was difficult, they said. Particularly as two of their children still hold strong Mormon faith. Jenny and Tom won’t be able to attend their daughter’s wedding because they no longer tithe and won’t be admitted into the temple.

I won’t pass judgement, as I don’t think chatting to Jenny and Tom for 20 minutes qualifies me to do so. But today was an interesting and enlightening day. Maybe things have changed since they have left the church, but maybe not.

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Yellowstone and Grand Teton National Park

Our second day at Yellowstone could not have been more different than the first. It was like being in a completely different park, visually.

We headed to the the Grand Canyon of Yellowstone (that is its actual name) and took a hike along the south rim.

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Armed with bear spray, of course. Which we hired after some brief training, which only served to make us more petrified of running into a grizzly.

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Although to be fair the bears probably didn’t stand a chance

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It was only about a 7km hike, which was good because neither of us were particularly in the mood. Not sure where that Glacier National Park stamina (35km in two days) went!

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We saw some more buffalo.

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Nature’s punchline

And stinky geysers:

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Dragon’s Mouth

Just south of Yellowstone is Grand Teton National Park. I feel like no one mentions Grand Teton, but it’s just there! And is absolutely beautiful. We camped there for two nights.

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Another triumph with the self timer

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At Grand Teton we reintroduced S’mores into our diet. With Snickers. Snicker S’mores.

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Have you ever seen a more perfectly toasted marshmallow?

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They were predictably glorious

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We explored a bit of nearby Jackson, Wyoming, before heading to Idaho suffering just the slightest National Park fatigue.

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