You might have read before about my misadventures in the pursuit of finally morphing into a fully-fledged adult.
I am no closer. Here are some times I failed at life this week:
1. The purchase of this cardigan:
Because a $7.50, 100% synthetic sweater is going to keep me warm all winter long, right?
Also, what’s a sweat shop?
2. The bins that never made it out of the driveway… again:
I can’t actually remember the last time they made it curbside to be emptied… Our driveway is probably a biological hazard. And to make it worse recycling collection is only once every two weeks. WHYYYY?
3. The consumption of these Nerds:
I thought my taste buds would have matured past these delicious little chemical beads by now, and yet I find them just enticing as I did when I was 8. As evidenced by the embarrassingly mauled packet… Can’t. Eat. Them. Fast. Enough.
Are you a capable adult? Teach me.