The right Instagram filter can mitigate all the hassle of international travel. Here’s how:
1. Head to a local hotel and ask (or pay) to sit by their pool.
2. Take a good book.
3. And a good friend.
4. Order a jug of cider
5. And the club sandwich.
6. Eat it in your bikini.
7. Try to soak up some rays.
8. Upload a ‘hotdogs or legs?’ photo to social media.
Then sit back and admire the completely fake jet-set lifestyle you’ve created for yourself. Or you could save up money and annual leave, book flights, accommodation, wrangle visas, international currency and travel insurance and actually go on holidays…