“One day, we’ll be able to fax ourselves overseas so we won’t need airports anymore.”
“Never let the truth get in the way of a good story.” Ad nauseam.
“I may have already told you this…” before telling a story I’ve heard at least twice.
“Now don’t you lose that.”
“I can’t find the passports” every five minutes, on every overseas holiday ever.
“This is the only thing I learnt at uni” while showing me how to squeeze excess water from a teabag using a spoon and the teabag string. He studied economics and law.
“Guard it with your life” when I told him I was taking my iPad overseas.
“Byyyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeee okbye.” At the end of every phone conversation.
“……….(angry silence)………..” whenever Carlton lose.
“You’re very precious to me.”