Here is a ridiculously extensive list of what I did on the weekend: went to a short film festival, lived through two earthquakes, ran 5km in less than 30 minutes, voted in the WA Senate election re-run, went out for breakfast, ate deep fried hot dogs at a fair, went to the races, napped, went gangbusters with Em in the photo booth at an engagement party (see above), had conversations I can’t recall at the Gold Bar, ate pizza at 2am, carb loaded with comfort pasta, watched Matilda, went and observed local football, watched one of the worst movies of all time (details to come), ate dinner. The end.

How was your weekend? Got a list to rival mine?